time travel, parallel universes, and other useful illusions
If reports are to be believed, there have been so many alleged mermaid sightings in Kiryat Yam, Israel that its local government has offered a $1 million reward to anyone who can provide undeniable video evidence.
Megalodon. According to Fossilguy.com, this extinct species of shark was somewhere upwards of 50 or 60 feet long, with teeth over seven inches. They were huge monstrosities that owned the oceans during the Miocene and Pliocene epochs, until they went extinct about 2.5 million years ago.
Mermaids. Throughout the world, these half-fish, half-human creatures have embedded themselves in folklore and legend, film and literature. The first known story was that of the Syrian goddess Atargatis, who inadvertently transformed into a mermaid. She had intended to become a fish, as self-punishment for killing a human she loved. But the powers that be …
On August 3, 2011, a mysterious orange goo washed ashore in the quiet village of Kivalina, Alaska. It was a bright, moldy-looking substance, which first covered the rocks at the harbor. But the next day, after a rain storm, residents curiously found the goo inside rain buckets and even on at least one rooftop. One …
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You might want to sit down, because I have some bad news. According to NOAA, the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration, “No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found.” Check it out: NOAA: No evidence of aquatic humanoids has ever been found. I know. This is a sad, sad day for those of us who …
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