SpaceX’s Falcon Heavy Launch (feat. UFO and the Flat Earth Conspiracy)

Posted by on February 8, 2018 | Tags: , , | 1 Comment
SpaceX's Falcon Heavy Launch (feat. UFO and the Flat Earth Conspiracy)

Elon Musk launched a car into space the other day.

On February 6, 2018, SpaceX successfully launched their Falcon Heavy, the most powerful rocket we’ve seen since NASA’s Saturn V. Its payload, curiously enough, was a Tesla Roadster, complete with a “Starman” mannequin astronaut at the wheel.

The mannequin is wearing an actual SpaceX crew spacesuit, by the way.

It also won’t be coming back. Musk shared a final image of the space car and its driver, seen above, on his Instagram account yesterday, writing “Last pic of Starman in Roadster enroute to Mars orbit and then the Asteroid Belt.” Bon voyage, I guess.

The most exciting part of the launch test, if you ask me, was when those two reusable boosters returned to earth and landed together. It’s like something out of a science fiction movie (happens at about 5:57 in the above video).

Unfortunately, it turns out the third (middle) booster didn’t quite make it. That one landed in the Atlantic Ocean, about 328 feet away from its drone ship target.

If you missed it, the entire event is right here and worth a watch.

A UFO Stops By

Of course, it wouldn’t be outer space without a potential UFO sighting.

During the SpaceX live stream, UFO hunters around the globe watched closely for any extraterrestrial activity caught on camera. And, according to a few videos, they claim to have found some.

If you look very closely at the footage in the above video, you may see a dark object glide across the background. It’s very small and, as the video states, “seems to [be] in a low orbit above earth.” Some in the YouTube comments have speculated that perhaps the object is simply debris from the launch, while others suggest it might actually be the mysterious Black Knight Satellite. Who knows?

Maybe some aliens just wanted to check in on our space exploration progress.

Flat Earth Society Remains Skeptical

Now, it’s all well and good to talk about the Falcon Heavy launch, the space car, or even the alleged UFO. But apparently some Flat Earth believers are skeptical that the launch happened at all.

In response to photos of the Tesla Roadster orbiting Earth, the verified Flat Earth Society Twitter account tweeted, “People who believe that the Earth is a globe because ‘they saw a car in space on the Internet’ must be the new incarnation of ‘It’s true, I saw it on TV!’ It’s a poor argument. Why would we believe any privately-held company to report the truth?”

This isn’t the first time the FES has been at odds with SpaceX. Last November Elon Musk asked on Twitter, “Why no Flat Mars Society?!” There have been a deluge of Twitter users mocking the Flat Earth Society in the wake of the launch, referencing the subsequent pictures of a very round Earth.

To be honest, I find it a bit curious how the Flat Earth Society is now regularly appearing in the news, but maybe it’s because I haven’t been paying attention. I just wonder, sometimes…

Space Devours All Things

Well, let’s close this post out with the sad news.

According to Live Science, the midnight cherry Tesla Roadster pictured above is probably going to have a bad time in space. For one, it might fly too close to the Red Planet and end its journey right there on the surface – in many, many tiny pieces. But even if everything goes to plan, and the Tesla finds itself navigating the vacuum of space for a billion years, it will ultimately meet the same fate as every other spacefaring object.

Not only will the sportscar be brutalized by micrometeorites, over time (and perhaps quite quickly) cosmic radiation will eat it away. The roadster’s organic material – such as its leather seats, rubber tires, and anything plastic – will ultimately “discolor, flake, and splinter away into space.”

This could potentially happen within a year.

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Rob is a writer, blogger, and part-time peddler of mysterious tales. He manages Stranger Dimensions in between changing aquarium filters and reading bad novels about mermaids.

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One Reply to “SpaceX’s Falcon Heavy Launch (feat. UFO and the Flat Earth Conspiracy)”

  1. If the Flat Earth Society isn’t going to trust the government, and they’re not going to trust a privately-held company, who exactly are they going to trust??

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