MUFON Report: The Strange Mystery of the Photoshopped Alien

Here we have perhaps the most profound and remarkable proof of an extraterrestrial presence on Earth that I’ve ever seen.

And by that, I mean a horrifically dubious MUFON submission — the best kind!

Here’s the story:

April 25, 2015 at 2:31 p.m. A man in Budapest, Hungary is taking a walk in the forest when, suddenly, he finds a mysterious creature on the road ahead. “A bright spot floated in front of him,” reads the sighting report (submitted May 5, 2015), “I took out my mobile phone, and I did a photograph.”

But that wasn’t the end of this fateful encounter, as the witness alludes to having lost time and memory.

“Thereafter I do not remember what happened, only that the creature disappeared. What was that? Alien?”

The included image, as you can see, shows a humanoid figure with spindly limbs standing over a golden sphere at its feet. Let me circle that for you.

Well, uh, there it is. A disappointing alien photo if ever there was one. And you didn’t even have to pay to see it!