Are Pan-Dimensional Aliens Telepathically Bending Your iPhone 6 Plus?

In this, our cosmic reality of extraterrestrial psych nests and pernicious alien shapeshifters, the recent phenomenon of the iPhone 6 Plus suspiciously bending should not be ignored.

Reports in the mainstream media of “Bendgate” tell us that certain individuals have discovered their new iPhones bending in their pockets. Most of these “rumors” have been shrugged aside; the iPhone 6 Plus is large, thin, and made of aluminium, they say.

Is it possible? Yes, but only if the action is deliberate.

However, there are other forces at work, here. Consider, if you will, this message I found on Facebook:

“iPhone = Eye Phone = Illuminati Phone. Siri spelled backwards is Iris, thats a partof the Eye. Apple is Illuminati. They’re watching you.”

Not convinced? Then perhaps this video will sway your opinion.

“It looks like a palm-sized TV and responds to touch of fingers, on the screen dozens of icons are seen, whose purpose I do not understand. It looks simple and beautiful. It is a real perfection of extraterrestrial origin.” – Description of extraterrestrial iPhone device at bottom of Gulf of Mexico, June 1997

The true conspiracy reveals itself: Apple, driven by pan-dimensional extraterrestrial technology, has slowly built their company in such a way as to win the hearts and minds of consumers worldwide.

And now, in the final strike of their master plan, they’ve created a device that may, or may not, bend slightly, causing mild aggravation and apprehension for millions of iPhone Plus 6 owners, thereby feeding the aliens’ ravenous psych nests.

Rob Schwarz

Rob Schwarz is a writer, blogger, and part-time peddler of mysterious tales. For nearly 10 years, he's managed Stranger Dimensions, providing a unique perspective on all matters involving time travel, parallel universes, and whether or not robots might one day take over the world.

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  1. Hi been following you blog for a bit now, I stumbled upon it when I was researching paranormal phenomenons because the subject interest me very much. I have booked marked your sight now.

    So was the incident in Mexico in 1997 and acutel thing that was discovered or made up?

    1. Hey Matey, thanks for reading!

      I wrote this article just for fun, and I’m fairly certain the info about the 1997 incident was all made up (posts in my “Absurd” category are things I find interesting but, in my opinion, are unbelievable, hoaxes, or just for entertainment).

      That said, I can never bee 100% certain about anything, so you never know…

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