Reports in the mainstream media of “Bendgate” tell us that certain individuals have discovered their new iPhones bending in their pockets. Most of these “rumors” have been shrugged aside; the iPhone 6 Plus is large, thin, and made of aluminium, they say.
Is it possible? Yes, but only if the action is deliberate.
However, there are other forces at work, here. Consider, if you will, this message I found on Facebook:
“iPhone = Eye Phone = Illuminati Phone. Siri spelled backwards is Iris, thats a partof the Eye. Apple is Illuminati. They’re watching you.”
Not convinced? Then perhaps this video will sway your opinion.
“It looks like a palm-sized TV and responds to touch of fingers, on the screen dozens of icons are seen, whose purpose I do not understand. It looks simple and beautiful. It is a real perfection of extraterrestrial origin.” – Description of extraterrestrial iPhone device at bottom of Gulf of Mexico, June 1997
The true conspiracy reveals itself: Apple, driven by pan-dimensional extraterrestrial technology, has slowly built their company in such a way as to win the hearts and minds of consumers worldwide.
And now, in the final strike of their master plan, they’ve created a device that may, or may not, bend slightly, causing mild aggravation and apprehension for millions of iPhone Plus 6 owners, thereby feeding the aliens’ ravenous psych nests.