5 Things I Hope to See On Art Bell’s Dark Matter

By on September 3, 2013 // Entertainment // 9 Comments

Image: Flickr/Rhett Sutphin via CC by 2.0
Image: Flickr/Rhett Sutphin via CC by 2.0

On September 16, 2013, Art Bell will return with a new show called Dark Matter on SiriusXM Radio.

Excited? I am. But I also wonder: Will Dark Matter capture what we all liked about Art Bell’s Coast to Coast AM? Or will it be a different beast entirely? Well, we won’t know until we get there, but for now I thought it’d be cool to share a few things I’d personally like to see when Dark Matter arrives later this month.

1. New opening theme, cool bumper music

We probably won’t be hearing Giorgio Moroder’s Chase on Dark Matter, but that’s okay. It’s easy to forget that, before Coast and Chase, there was Dreamland and Ray Lynch’s The Oh Of Pleasure. Both set the tone for the programs that followed, leading audiences on strange nighttime journeys into weird stories and paranormal discussion.

What will the new opening be? Maybe another Ray Lynch theme. Drifted in a Deeper Land? Celestial Soda Pop? Well, maybe not. Perhaps it’ll be something we’ve never heard before.

As for bumper music, I expect to hear some of the classics. ArtBell.com has been featuring some of the old tunes, like Dancing Queen and Self Control and One Velvet Morning. I’m sure we’ll hear new bumper music, as well…I guess it’ll just depend on whether or not Art Bell wants to capture the old “magic,” or take things in an entirely new direction.

2. Unscreened Open Lines

If there’s one thing that separated the Coast to Coast AM of old to modern Coast, it was the unscreened callers. Some of the show’s best moments were the unexpected, random encounters with strangers in the middle of the night. The Area 51 Caller. JC. The kind of stuff that pre-scheduled interviews just couldn’t provide.

And, honestly, let’s face it: George Noory just isn’t a compelling interviewer, and doesn’t handle open lines very well. Art Bell could keep a person going. He asked good questions, and even if he wasn’t buying what the person was selling, he could at least make it entertaining. That’s the real key.

3. Topic & Guest Variety

This one’s kind of weird for me, because I don’t really have any favorite or least favorite guests on Coast to Coast AM (well, that’s probably because I don’t listen, anymore).

Truth is, hearing the same voices shilling the same books over and over again, telling the same stories we’ve all heard countless times before, gets boring. Stay away from the old stories everyone already knows, unless there’s something new to talk about. Bigfoot? Area 51? Crop Circles? Numerology? That’s cool, but let’s try to mix things up a bit, huh?

I also wouldn’t mind seeing a greater focus on real science. We’ve been doing some crazy things recently, and there’s plenty of actual scientific topics that make ghosts and lake monsters look tame in comparison.

4. Fewer ads

I’m not one of those people who has a huge problem with advertising, but I’ll admit that listening to fifteen minutes of buy gold! and prostate meds and post-apocalyptic foodstuffs can get pretty annoying. With Dark Matter broadcasting on satellite, hopefully (maybe?) this means fewer and perhaps higher-quality ads. Not a huge deal, but we’ll see.

5. Make the paranormal fun again!

This one’s a bit personal, and I’m going to be honest — I don’t take the paranormal too seriously. No, it’s true. I’m more entertained by the stories, and I like to have fun with the idea of ghosts and time travel and parallel universes. (And even though I’m just having some fun, I’ve still been called a conspiracy theorist, etc. on Facebook…yeah, that’s a silly place.)

I wouldn’t mind seeing a few shows where “serious” paranormal discussion is tossed to the side and they have a bit of fun, like with Open Time Lines or something. Special open lines on topics like “I’m possessed by a demon” or “I went camping with Bigfoot.” I know some people don’t like that kind of stuff, but…

Oh, and try not to make it all too political or religious. That’s always messy. I feel like modern Coast has slipped in that direction over the years, and while it’s okay to talk about current events and politics to a point, I’ve just never found that too compelling.

Anyway, those are my hopes for Art Bell’s Dark Matter. Just my opinions. What do you hope to see?

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About the Author

Rob Schwarz is a writer, blogger, and part-time peddler of mysterious tales. He manages Stranger Dimensions in between changing aquarium filters and reading bad novels about mermaids.
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  • kmb1223

    yesss… real science. truth, as they say, is stranger than fiction. and if i have to hear one more story about angels or mediums or ‘spirituality’ i may have to cancel my subscription.

  • maxtcat

    Oh, ye of little faith, wonderous things will be heard over the air once more. There has never been and will never be a host as gifted and creative as Art Bell; he needs no suggestions as to how to format his show. To recall an old saying from the 19th, or early 20th century, he could read from the phone book and make it interesting.

    • nondimwit

      Even the great Art Bell will be boring without strange and interesting people calling in.

    • Steve Fuller

      Unfortunately to get that one interesting person you have to go through maybe 30 awful time wasters. Get an intelligent call screener or something to minimize the lameness.

  • jr6020

    Want “Inca Dance” to end Art’s new show…it’s a classic…spot on about the Ads- they have help destroy CTC-knowing Art, he will insist of minimal ads…hope too Ross Mitchell will return as the show’s announcer and maybe put in a live appearance with Art on the first show?…Please, Art, stay away from extreme politics and the crazy conspiracy folks like Alex Jones…more hard Science; absolutely…Can’t wait for Sept 14…thank you Sirius XM!!!…James, Columbus, OH

    • MJ

      would rather see midnight in the desert played.. it is ART BELL’s song, and Crystal Gale could request it not be played on c2c anymore :p

      also I so agree about alex jones.. the guy is an idiot.

  • Kelly Voight Rogers

    Too bad Terrence McKenna is not with us any longer. Guests like that interest me or maybe it was just that Art so enjoyed the interviews…

  • nondimwit

    Art’s audience is going to be (without exaggeration) thousands of times smaller than it was when he was on C2C – that, coupled with the fact that most ordinary people will not shell out the the 200 USD a year to subscribe to the internet feed – will make Art’s call in’s probably rather dull, or worse he’ll get the idiotic Stern crowd calling in…

    No more JC for sure…

  • Crimsondynasty323

    I hear you on all those points! Will be interesting to see how Art utilizes the new format and medium. It’s a much shorter show so it will have to be tighter with guests and possibly callers too. Although the first couple of hours of C2C was always pretty tight anyway. Can’t wait to listen in! This show is what turned me into a true night person in college.